Caligula Syndrome

A Multitudinous mass of masques, mania, musings, mutterings, mini-mutilations (and anything else you could possibly ever possibly hope to dream of) , and all from the glitter-and-gloom art-obsessed chimera brain of a po-mo homo/fledgling tattooist.

“The Death of Venus” by Roger Reutimann

"And darkness and decay and the Red Death held illimitable dominion over all."

-E.A. Poe

(Source: lifewithstan, via halloweencunt)

gorgonetta:

soredtherose:

morefunthanbeingsad:

This picture is a million unanswered questions.
When this guy isn’t busy boning hot naked babes WHILE flying (sure, props. totally impressive) does his junk just flop around there at the top of his horse chest? I mean that’s what you’d have to assume based on this picture. That’s a super vulnerable place for balls. Does he cover up? Do Centaurs wear clothes? Does his horse-body also have a dick? Does he bang horses with it? Is he even looking where he’s going?
Can he do back flips?
These and many other questions I would like to ask the artist responsible for this piece.

Boris Vallejo, Ladies and Gentlemen: http://vallejo.ural.net/2000/
The king of oddly sexual fantasy art since 1967.

“Is he even looking where he’s going?”

When this guy isn’t busy boning hot naked babes WHILE flying (sure, props. totally impressive) does his junk just flop around there at the top of his horse chest?   My sentiments exactly.  

gorgonetta:

soredtherose:

morefunthanbeingsad:

This picture is a million unanswered questions.

When this guy isn’t busy boning hot naked babes WHILE flying (sure, props. totally impressive) does his junk just flop around there at the top of his horse chest? I mean that’s what you’d have to assume based on this picture. That’s a super vulnerable place for balls. Does he cover up? Do Centaurs wear clothes? Does his horse-body also have a dick? Does he bang horses with it? Is he even looking where he’s going?

Can he do back flips?

These and many other questions I would like to ask the artist responsible for this piece.

Boris Vallejo, Ladies and Gentlemen: http://vallejo.ural.net/2000/

The king of oddly sexual fantasy art since 1967.

“Is he even looking where he’s going?”


When this guy isn’t busy boning hot naked babes WHILE flying (sure, props. totally impressive) does his junk just flop around there at the top of his horse chest?
  My sentiments exactly.  

(Source: olderoticart)